One of the great things to pretend is that you're not only alright, you're in great shape. Now to have that come true - I've actually gone on stage depressed and that's worked its magic on me, 'cause if I can convince you that I'm alright, then maybe I can convince me.

Your innermost urges will tell you what strategy to employ to accomplish your special purpose while doing the work you enjoy.

There are two things that I know for certain guys are good for: pushing swings and killing insects.

I like the community of acting better than the prison of writing. I like sets.

All I know is that you can chop up all the onions and the whatevers you want and put it on top of caviar, but you still can't disguise the fact that you're eating fish eggs. Ugh!

I mean, for years [my father] would been doing everything imaginable ... from speed to downers to you name it. I used to call that "changing seats on the Titanic," and I used to say that I myself was not only changing seats on the Titanic but dating the crew.

I have a chemical imbalance that, in its most extreme state, will lead me to a mental hospital.