I grew up knowing that I had the prettiest mother of anyone in my class.

He's a very strange guy, my father. I can't get mad at him because he's so adorable.

I got the part [in the Shampoo]. But it was this very unpleasantly rivalry tug.

There are two things that I know for certain guys are good for: pushing swings and killing insects.

I rarely think about my childhood. It's a slippery thing I can't keep hold of for long - it slithers out of my grasp. And a lot of the time I remember what was missing instead of what was there. I am a chronicler of absence.

I'm very sane about how crazy I am.

My fear is that I will be crushed in an elevator and my mother will get hold of my journals from my adolescence.