If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.
I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.
No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.
Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.