A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

It is only by the rational use of technology; to control and guide what technology is doing; that we can keep any hopes of a social life more desirable than our own: or in fact of a social life which is not appalling to imagine.

I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.

No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.