No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.

Remember that the successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person.

If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.

I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.

It is only by the rational use of technology; to control and guide what technology is doing; that we can keep any hopes of a social life more desirable than our own: or in fact of a social life which is not appalling to imagine.

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.