If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.

I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.

It is only by the rational use of technology; to control and guide what technology is doing; that we can keep any hopes of a social life more desirable than our own: or in fact of a social life which is not appalling to imagine.

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.

If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.

No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.