Remember that the successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person.
I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.
No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.
If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.
I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.
Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.