If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.
I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.
I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.
Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.
Remember that the successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person.
No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.