If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday

You know, I'm sick and tired of people pointing rifles at me.

Stupid, fragile mortals.

What the hell kind of name is Kitty for a werewolf?

Hey, Cormac. You ever have to deal with a PMSing werewolf?

Next caller. Betty, you're on the air. What's your question ?" "Hi, Kitty. I just wanted to know, are you going out with that Cormac guy from last month?" My jaw dropped. "What?" "Are you going out with that Cormac guy?" "We are talking about the same Cormac who tried to kill me on the air, yes? the guy who hunts werewolves for a living ?" "Uh-huh." "And you want to know if I'm dating him ? Why on earth do you think that's a good idea?

Now, what does a vampire do with a computer? Keep track of investments? Send e-mail to other vampires as you all plot to take over the world?” “I spend a lot of time on Wikipedia making corrections to the entries of historical figures I’ve known.” I blinked at him. “Really?” “No, Kitty. That was a joke.