What the hell kind of name is Kitty for a werewolf?

You know, I'm sick and tired of people pointing rifles at me.

Hey, Cormac. You ever have to deal with a PMSing werewolf?

I grinned at him. 'Jealous?' He grinned right back. 'That's a trick question. If I say yes you'll accuse me of being paranoid and unreasonable, and if I say no you'll make some defensive crack about how I don't think you're worth getting jealous over.' This is what I got for hooking up with a lawyer.

Just so you know, I'm straight. Totally straight. As an arrow." Her voice held a smile. "So am I

Next caller. Betty, you're on the air. What's your question ?" "Hi, Kitty. I just wanted to know, are you going out with that Cormac guy from last month?" My jaw dropped. "What?" "Are you going out with that Cormac guy?" "We are talking about the same Cormac who tried to kill me on the air, yes? the guy who hunts werewolves for a living ?" "Uh-huh." "And you want to know if I'm dating him ? Why on earth do you think that's a good idea?

If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday