I imagined calling in to my own radio show: Yeah hi, I'm a werewolf, and I'm stuck in a cabin in the woods with another werewolf and a werewolf hunter.

Just so you know, I'm straight. Totally straight. As an arrow." Her voice held a smile. "So am I

If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday

One inch at a time, that was how her father had taught her. You can't do anything but worry about the few inches right in front of you.

Don't underestimate her ability to talk, it's her superpower.

He's a bully. I love bullies. They have such big, shiny red buttons to push.

You know, I'm sick and tired of people pointing rifles at me.