I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.