I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted to generate that type of enthusiasm and excitement.

Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.

I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.