It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.
I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.
My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.
I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.
On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.