I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.