I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default "getaway" city.

I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?'

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.