Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.