Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.

In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?'

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.