Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?'

Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professionals.

I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.