Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.

I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community.

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?

Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck?

I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.