I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?'