I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.