Ah, beware of snobbery; it is the unwelcome recognition of one's own past failings.

It is the law of life that if you are kind to someone you feel happy. If you arecruel you are unhappy. And if you hurt someone, you will be hurt back.

There are only seven movie stars in the world whose name alone will induce American bankers to lend money for movie productions, and the only woman on the list is Ingrid Bergman.

I can't bear to hear a woman talk baby talk.

A shot of brandy can save your life, but a bottle of brandy can kill you.

To write an autobiography, you've got to expose other people. I hope to get out of this world as gracefully as possible, without embarrassing anyone.

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.