Ah, beware of snobbery; it is the unwelcome recognition of one's own past failings.

There must be something between us, even if it's only an ocean.

There's no point in being unhappy about growing older. Just think of the millions who have been denied the privilege.

If you want to be an actor, my advice is to learn your lines and don't bump into the other actors.

Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.

You know I have about the same interest in jewelry as I have in politics, horse racing, modern poetry, and women who need weird excitement – none.

I improve in misquotation.