To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
To write an autobiography, you've got to expose other people. I hope to get out of this world as gracefully as possible, without embarrassing anyone.
Sometimes angels rush in where fools fear to tread.
When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are.
All it takes are a few simple outfits. And there's one secret - The Simpler The Better
It's better to buy one good pair of shoes than four cheap ones.