It`s important to know where you`ve come from so that you can know where you`re going. I probably chose my profession because I was seeking approval, adulation, admiration and affection.

My father used to say, 'Let them see you and not the suit. That should be secondary.'

Ah, beware of snobbery; it is the unwelcome recognition of one's own past failings.

Dying's tough - but not as tough as comedy.

I was a fat-headed guy, full of pain.

I can't bear to hear a woman talk baby talk.

When I'm married I want to be single, and when I'm single I want to be married.