To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

There must be something between us, even if it's only an ocean.

I'd like to have made one of those big splashy Technicolor musicals with Rita Hayworth.

I improve on misquotation.

Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.

If you want to be an actor, my advice is to learn your lines and don't bump into the other actors.

When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are.