All it takes are a few simple outfits. And there's one secret - The Simpler The Better
Dying's tough - but not as tough as comedy.
Destiny is not necessarily what we get out of life, but rather, what we give.
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
I think that making love is the best form of exercise.