I improve on misquotation.

Who is omnipotent or wise enough to decide each new standard of good taste? Or sensitivity?

Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.

I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be until finally I became that person. Or he became me.

Ah, beware of snobbery; it is the unwelcome recognition of one's own past failings.

You know I have about the same interest in jewelry as I have in politics, horse racing, modern poetry, and women who need weird excitement – none.

Dying's tough - but not as tough as comedy.