Sometimes angels rush in where fools fear to tread.
Everyone tells me I've had such an interesting life, but sometimes I think it's been nothing but stomach disturbances and self-concern.
Probably no greater honor can come to any man than the respect of his colleagues.
Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
There's no point in being unhappy about growing older. Just think of the millions who have been denied the privilege.
Dying's tough - but not as tough as comedy.