Sometimes angels rush in where fools fear to tread.
It's better to buy one good pair of shoes than four cheap ones.
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
I can't bear to hear a woman talk baby talk.
A shot of brandy can save your life, but a bottle of brandy can kill you.
Destiny is not necessarily what we get out of life, but rather, what we give.