They say it can't be done, but sometimes that doesn't always work.

It's easy to get good players. Getting them to play together, that's the hard part.

I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.

Do you realize how good you have to be to strike out 2000 times?

If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.