They say it can't be done, but sometimes that doesn't always work.

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?

Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But I've been in it 36 years and I'm used to it.

Take everything you can get over in center. The Dago's heel is hurting pretty bad.

Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old

Play every game as if your job depended on it. It just might.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.