If you walk backwards, you'll find out you can go forwards and people won't know if you're coming or going.
I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
Son, it ain't the water cooler that's striking you out.
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
Take everything you can get over in center. The Dago's heel is hurting pretty bad.
You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it.