Mantle had more ability than any player I ever had on that club.

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.

Don't cut off your nose yourself.

If anybody needs me, I'm in my room being embalmed.

He (Mickey Mantle) should lead the league in everything. With his combination of speed and power he should win the triple batting crown every year. In fact, he should do anything he wants to do.

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either.