Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed, and their head gets more stagnant on that side.

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

A lot of people my age are dead and you could look it up.

If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as good as we think we are.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.