Nobody ever had too many of them (pitchers).

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.

A lot of people my age are dead and you could look it up.

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

Never make bad predictions, especially about the futture.

I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.

We've got to learn how to stay out of triple plays.