All that analysis is well and good, but what I need right now is a left-handed batter who can hit the ball over the shortstop's head.

We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it.

You can't go out to the mound, hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.

I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either.

Mantle had more ability than any player I ever had on that club.

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.

I became a major league manager in several cities and was discharged. We call it discharged because there was no question I had to leave.