It's easy to get good players. Getting them to play together, that's the hard part.

You can't go out to the mound, hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.

We are a much improved ball club: now we lose in extra innings!

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

Sometimes it's easier to understand things than it is to figure them out