To this day, I've found that it doesn't matter what a guy looks like if he's really funny. His sense of humor makes him attractive. On the other hand, you don't hear men saying, 'No she's not pretty, but is she ever funny!'

There's nothing like having a history with someone, when you're in a foreign land.

Im afraid of needles, except acupuncture needles.

It's not so much how busy you are, but why you are busy.

I lived in LA for a few months. It seemed like no one there had parents. Or if they did have parents, they would deny it.

I'm afraid to laugh out loud, because there's so much information.

The people who present themselves as normal and nice and good are often the scariest monsters in the world.