To this day, I've found that it doesn't matter what a guy looks like if he's really funny. His sense of humor makes him attractive. On the other hand, you don't hear men saying, 'No she's not pretty, but is she ever funny!'

Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep.

The United States is one of the only holdouts, not changing to metric.

Im afraid of needles, except acupuncture needles.

The people who present themselves as normal and nice and good are often the scariest monsters in the world.

I think everyone is born funny. Sadly, some lives beat it out of them. I don't know what allows someone to keep being funny and actually make a career of it.

I only want to write. I don't care about directing really. I've tried it and it was fun, but it's not like I have to.