You allow people to represent themselves, and they'll either look smart or foolish on their own; you don't have to do much for them.

These are mad times, but there have been a lot of mad times in the world.

It's easier to make fun of things that people can help doing.

I think everyone is born funny. Sadly, some lives beat it out of them. I don't know what allows someone to keep being funny and actually make a career of it.

It's not so much how busy you are, but why you are busy.

I'm pretty much a good Catholic girl at heart and I believe in family. I also have a basic belief that God takes care of me. I believe in prayer, even though I'm not that religious. I just have that foundation from my family. I mean when you think that you're just a human being and one of God's creatures, you can't take anything that seriously.

You've got muscles and you use them everywhere else in your body when you want it. Why not your face?