The year I married my American husband, I won the lottery - and I tried to give it to somebody else, because I was already approved - not the money lottery, the immigration lottery.

I think everyone is born funny. Sadly, some lives beat it out of them. I don't know what allows someone to keep being funny and actually make a career of it.

I only want to write. I don't care about directing really. I've tried it and it was fun, but it's not like I have to.

Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep.

It's easier to make fun of things that people can help doing.

Im afraid of needles, except acupuncture needles.

I'm afraid to laugh out loud, because there's so much information.