Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

Where's my tax form? Where's the file that's supposed to hold my W-2 form and interest statement? Where's the mileage log I specifically asked be kept last year?? Where's the monthly check summary? And who's been stuffing Visa receipts in the aluminum foil drawer??!! How embarrassing. I'm surrounded by idiots and I'm the only one in the office.

A young bride can put on makeup at 6 in the morning and look fabulous at midnight. I have about a 15-minute window where I actually look good, and then I have to wash my face and start over.

Men should come with instruction booklets.

I'd love to see more equal representation of female and male cartoonists on the comics page.

Breaking up: It's so easy to return their possessions, but so hard to get our brain cells back.

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.