I've found it's better to talk to the machine and hang up if I get the person.

Small wastebasket liners, $1.17 ... tall wastebasket liners, $2.29 ... garbage can liners, $3.98 ... I think I just spent $7.44 buying something I'm going to throw away.

I'm most proud of having created something that men never completely get.

I'm married, which means that instead of occasionally wondering about men from afar, I actually live with one and can be constantly astounded by the strange male brain.

After 14 years of dieting, there are only two things I've never lost. Hope and weight.

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar.

In 1976 I wrote a lot about women trying to claim the right to work.