I've found it's better to talk to the machine and hang up if I get the person.

Now I'm searching for a slightly overweight, single, childless woman who doesn't have a date and isn't too depressing to be around. It's getting harder to find a girlfriend than a boyfriend.

I have an office in my house and one about five minutes from my house. I worked solely out of my house for many years, but find, with children, that I have to be in a different ZIP code to think.

[On men:] I'm torn between wanting to have one and wanting to be one.

Food ... love ... mother ... career ... Live every day to the fullest. Partake of the four basic guilt groups.

I'm married, which means that instead of occasionally wondering about men from afar, I actually live with one and can be constantly astounded by the strange male brain.

There are only two secrets to a slimmer shape ... High heels and shoulder pads!