Small wastebasket liners, $1.17 ... tall wastebasket liners, $2.29 ... garbage can liners, $3.98 ... I think I just spent $7.44 buying something I'm going to throw away.

There are only two secrets to a slimmer shape ... High heels and shoulder pads!

One day, in 1982, for 15 minutes, my hair was perfect.

I'm most proud of having created something that men never completely get.

My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.

A young bride can put on makeup at 6 in the morning and look fabulous at midnight. I have about a 15-minute window where I actually look good, and then I have to wash my face and start over.

Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got.