All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar.
Men should come with instruction booklets.
My heart always belongs to the one who doesn't want it.
Mothers send strips to daughters to make a point. Daughters smack strips down on the breakfast table to make a point. My own mom sometimes cuts a strip out and sends it to me to make sure I understand her.
I've found it's better to talk to the machine and hang up if I get the person.
I'm most proud of having created something that men never completely get.