So often, happiness is the extent to which we balance our grandiose expectations with reality.
Men date. Women have relationships.
I can't tell my conscience from my insecurities.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
I understand the sensitivities of grown children with little ones of their own!! They'll turn away a mother full of advice, but they'll never say no to one holding a mop.
I've found it's better to talk to the machine and hang up if I get the person.