A young bride can put on makeup at 6 in the morning and look fabulous at midnight. I have about a 15-minute window where I actually look good, and then I have to wash my face and start over.

After 14 years of dieting, there are only two things I've never lost. Hope and weight.

I'd love to see more equal representation of female and male cartoonists on the comics page.

So often, happiness is the extent to which we balance our grandiose expectations with reality.

I can't tell my conscience from my insecurities.

One day, in 1982, for 15 minutes, my hair was perfect.

Food ... love ... mother ... career ... Live every day to the fullest. Partake of the four basic guilt groups.