I was born in the USA, which many people still find hard to believe.

I was born in the USA, which many people still find hard to believe.

I thought it was very humanitarian of Sean Penn and Madonna to marry each other. That way, they make only two people miserable instead of four.

I should remember more, and I have a pretty good memory.

I can't date women my own age any more - I hate going to cemeteries.

When someone's acting for a scene, they can fool the camera. But in everyday life, unless you're watching and censoring yourself every minute, or spending all your time in the company of ladies, what you feel is bound to show in your eyes.

A joke a day keeps the gloom away!