I should only have been as lucky as Valentino, in the movies - I didnt have to be a gigolo. In real life.

If my father's business hadn't gone broke, I'd be exporting nuts, bolts and sugar machinery right now. What an awful thought!

Valentino was apparently gay or bisexual. And his two lesbian wives. But without any question, he had sex with men. From choice. So he was one or the other.

It's the maritime equivalent of rock climbing.

The make up took about an hour to put on, but the wig was a thing that bothered me more than anything else.

I had to keep from laughing when a male relative of mine became concerned about how often I danced.

I thought it was very humanitarian of Sean Penn and Madonna to marry each other. That way, they make only two people miserable instead of four.