In the future, all robots will act like Don Knotts.

That is perceptive of you, because in this country men dancers have always been viewed with suspicion. If you were an actor, a star, and a dancer, you had to be, or have a name like someone mainstream.

We Latins make splendid lovers and splendid older men.

Due to a big bust in Cuba, my father's business suffered badly, so I was free to choose my own career. I became a professional dancer, and I went on the road and started making real money.

I thought it was very humanitarian of Sean Penn and Madonna to marry each other. That way, they make only two people miserable instead of four.

Bugsy Siegel. The mobster with the beautiful blue eyes.

A joke a day keeps the gloom away!