In the future, all robots will act like Don Knotts.

I can't date women my own age any more - I hate going to cemeteries.

In the future, all robots will act like Don Knotts.

Bugsy Siegel. The mobster with the beautiful blue eyes.

I thought it was very humanitarian of Sean Penn and Madonna to marry each other. That way, they make only two people miserable instead of four.

When someone's acting for a scene, they can fool the camera. But in everyday life, unless you're watching and censoring yourself every minute, or spending all your time in the company of ladies, what you feel is bound to show in your eyes.

Well, you know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it.