Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?" "I killed a chicken. And I cooked it." "Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a false." -Eric Northman, Sookie Stackhouse

He managed to convey indifference, contempt, and boredom in the one word.

I am self-educated from genre books.

I am a woman, hear me roar," I said. Gosh, what prompted that?" Amelia asked, and I jumped

As the water pounded on my back, I reflected that I must be pretty simple. It didn't take much to make me happy. A long night with a dead guy had done the trick.

And since I’m going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?

No, I like you alive and warm and wiggling.