If I have to choose between you and me - I like me better.

It wasn't enough to be kidnapped, I had to be insulted too.

Silver, gold - I don't discriminate! I like sparkly things.

It was time to pull my moral socks up and behave myself.

I dipped into his brain. He wasn't happy that I wasn't wearing a bra, because my boobs distracted him. He was thinking I was a bit too curvy for his taste. He was thinking he'd better not think about me that way anymore. He was missing his wife.

I knew, as sure as I knew my name, that tomorrow he would send me another coat, in a big fancy box, with a big bow on it. It would be the right size, it would be a top brand, and it would be warm. ............... It was cranberry red, with a removable liner, a detachable hood, and tortoiseshell buttons.

What had set the fae world off? I`d never seen one. Now you couldn`t throw a trowel without hitting a fairy.