As the water pounded on my back, I reflected that I must be pretty simple. It didn't take much to make me happy. A long night with a dead guy had done the trick.

Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring.

And you are mine, and you will be mine. They will not get you. - Eric from Dead and Gone

Eric followed Vlad Tepes’s stubby finger, identifying me as the future Happy Meal. Then he stared at Dracula, looking up from his kneeling position. I couldn’t read his face at all, and I felt a stirring of fear. What would Charlie Brown have done if the Great Pumpkin wanted to eat the little red-haired girl?

My favorite fantasy? You come down into my daytime resting place stark naked," he said, and I could see the gleam of his teeth as he smiled. "Oh, wait," Bill said. "That's already happened.

I've got libraries in my blood.

I’d always enjoyed life, and I knew I would again. But I was going to have to slog through a lot of bad patches to get there