It wasn't enough to be kidnapped, I had to be insulted too.

And you are mine, and you will be mine. They will not get you. - Eric from Dead and Gone

You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.

Why don't they just take him out?" I asked. I'm not politically minded, as I guess you can tell. Mr. Cataliades was smiling at me. "So direct, so classic," he said. "So American.

Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?" "I killed a chicken. And I cooked it." "Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a false." -Eric Northman, Sookie Stackhouse

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.

(Sookie's Thoughts on Debbie Pelt) she had been cruel to Alcide, insulted me grievously, burned a hole in my favorite wrap and—oh—tried to kill me by proxy. Also, she had stupid hair.