i was momentarily sidetracked by the vision of Eric herding a cow into a trailer and driving it to the shoulder of the the interstate and shooing it into the trees.

You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.

I was embarrased, horrified and absolutely ready to jump him!

Something always turns up. It always seems darkest before the dawn. When God closes a door he opens a window. All things happen for a reason. Into every life a little rain must fall. What doesn't kill us makes us stronger.

The vampire is not a bad man, and he loves you

I held on to my better nature by my fingernails but I held on.

We might be on the same page, but I wasn't happy about reading it.