The average woman would not be pondering how fast her date could kill her, but I’ll never be an average woman.
Pam: "Claude, the mouthwateringly beautiful asshole?
I was embarrased, horrified and absolutely ready to jump him!
Easy to exemplify my true feelings towards him
Following Simon's adventures is like being the pinball in an especially antic game, but it's well worth the wear and tear.
I would've asked him to bring a shovel and come to help me dig a body up. That was what a boyfriend should do, right?" -Sookie Stackhouse