There’s no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged.

They found the corpse in the closet of Alcide's apartment, and they hatched a plan to hide his remains." Eric sounded like that had been kind of cute of us. "My Sookie hid a corpse?" "I don't think you can be too sure about that possessive pronoun." "Where did you learn that term, Northman?" "I took 'English as a Second Language' at a community college in the seventies.

This was an unpleasant trend. I didn’t want a lot of guys popping in and out of my bedroom. I wanted one who would stay.

Maybe she was being so hoity-toity because she didn't have her own fairy godmother.

Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.

I was surprised to find out there was a direct line from my palm to my, my, hootchie.

Pam: "Claude, the mouthwateringly beautiful asshole?