Following Simon's adventures is like being the pinball in an especially antic game, but it's well worth the wear and tear.

My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.

And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that.

I'm supposed to be a christian, but most days I don't feel like I can even presume to say that about myself any longer. I have a lot of mad left over. When I can't sleep, I think about the other people who didn't care how much pain and trouble they caused me. And I think about how good I'd feel if they died.

You were so sweet when you didn't know who you were.

For awhile I taped soap operas and watched them at night when I thought I might be forgetting what it was like to be human. After a while I stopped, because from the examples I saw on those shows, forgetting humanity was a good thing.

I am self-educated from genre books.