Everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too.

People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.

I don't think of myself as giving interviews. I just have conversations. That gets me in trouble.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

Just because you say something doesn't make it controversial, and it doesn't make you a bad person.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.