Everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too.

I don't worry about playing basketball; that comes natural. I just want to have fun. David Robinson, Patrick Ewing, Michael Jordan: this is like spring break in the ghetto.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

Everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too.

Everybody in the world has an ego. The only difference between us is we have a reason to have an ego.

I think you have an obligation to be honest.

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.