I'm afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I've got a whole cemetery full of them.

Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.

Adrian Dantley is a guy that I looked at . . . on how to maneuver my body around.

If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing.

See, my hope and dream is that people have a good time watching basketball. It's not church. It's not serious.

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

I think the biggest problem is parents are so concerned with being friends with their kids. You're not their friend. You're their parent.