I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.
If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?
When you get arrested it's in big letters. When you get acquitted it's in small letters.
They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.
If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.
I don't have time to put up with the politics. Who's a Democrat? Who's a Republican? Who's liberal? Who's conservative? Man, can my daughter just go to a school and not get killed? Can these people get a good job? That's what I'm concerned about.