I don't create controversies. They're there long before I open my mouth. I just bring them to your attention.

Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.

I don't think of myself as giving interviews. I just have conversations. That gets me in trouble.

It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.

It ain't like we're curing cancer or anything, we're watching basketball.

The word conservative means discriminatory practically. It's a form of political discrimination. What do the Republicans run on? Against gay marriage and for a war that makes no sense. A war that was based on faulty intelligence. That's all they ever talk about. That and immigration. Another discriminatory argument for political gain.

Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.